System Center Endpoint Definitions Update Failed 0x80248014

Just installed a fresh version of Win Server 2012 and installed SCEP 2012.  After a few days, I started receiving messages stating:

26 Jun 2013  10:45:20 PM

Computer: [COMPUTERNAME (SCVMM & Backup Mgmt) [COMPUTERNAME]]

Monitor: [Event Log Monitor]

Description:

* Event Time: 26 Jun 2013 10:34:15 PM

* Source: Microsoft Antimalware

* Event Log: System

* Type: Error

* Event ID: 2001

* Event User: N/A

* Microsoft Antimalware has encountered an error trying to update signatures.

                New Signature Version:

                Previous Signature Version: 1.153.606.0

                Update Source: Microsoft Update Server

                Update Stage: Search

                Source Path: http://www.microsoft.com

                Signature Type: AntiVirus

                Update Type: Full

                User: NT AUTHORITY\SYSTEM

                Current Engine Version:

                Previous Engine Version: 1.1.9607.0

                Error code: 0x80248014

                Error description: An unexpected problem occurred while checking for updates. For information on installing or troubleshooting updates, see Help and Support. 

Wondering what the deal is, I went into the server and manually tried to update the definitions only to be greeted with:

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Well screw you, I know I have internet access, so what is the deal?

We don't have time to find out why this doesn't work, we're sick of seeing the alerts.

Settings -> Control Panel -> System Security -> Windows Update

But why?  Just do it, you'll cringe thinking about it.

Click to find out more, then check the box, "Give me updates for other Microsoft products when I update Windows"

Then check for updates, run the definitions update, reboot if it asks you.

After you are done, go into SCEP and attempt to manually update the definitions.  *BAM* works.

So stupid, I know.